On the advice of legal counsel, I present the following statement regarding the illegal use of the written words that I own, not you:
“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my post go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will sue you.”
Please respect the craft. Link to my stuff, refer to my stuff, but don’t pretend it’s yours.
On the further advice of legal counsel, I present the following statement regarding the representation of my views:
The views expressed are mine and mine alone. I do not speak for my employer…or my wife, I am told.
On the further further advice of legal counsel, I present the following statement regarding accountability for my actions:
If it was wrong, I did not do it.
One more thing – void where prohibited, just to be safe.